Recent Movie Reviews


Rated 0 / 5 stars


I realise you were trying to be funny by having horrible quality, but you overstepped the mark. This flash needs definate work on quality. You should also include a preloader, as it got a bit choppy throughout the film.

Also, I see no point in this. The title led me to believe it was some sort of musical, but I was actually shown a flash that looks like it came from the mind of a young child.

Plus, there was no need to show wome's tits. Bikinis are alright, but - although men like us want to see tits, there was absolutely no need to put them in. The movie would be the same quality with and without them.

Rated 0/5 and 0/10. Seriously, my brain is like... Whaaaaat

MiracleFruitClock responds:

how did you not see the preloader

left4dead 2: the bad ad left4dead 2: the bad ad

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Alright, this was pretty lame. Valve don't usually surf Newgrounds, so if you want to tell them that the Charger is a pussy, then email them.

I didn't see any point in this film at all. This would better suit a blog article, an email to Valve or smething of that matter - not a flash cartoon.

The animation on the other hand is decent. You need to work on shading and movement, though, Proportions are another weak spot of yours. But I really think your Achilles' Heel is the video-sound synchronisation.

I'll rate this 1/5 and star it 2/10 - for good reasoning, not just because I hate this cartoon.


'War' 'War'

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You've found humor In war, finally.

Wow, this is one of those movies that make you laugh at thigs you wouldn't usually laugh at - without realising it.

As per usual, I love your style of animation, your crude abstract sense of humor and the shorthandedness of your animations. For example, 'Tapir' was short, odd and humorous. Keeping up that style, people would think your stuff would get stale with each new film, but everything just makes me want to break into laughter,

But seriously, anthropomorphic humanois blobs shitting skulls and a moose blowing a snot rocket (lame pun) from it's nose? you couldn't get any funnier. Keep this up, man!

Also, I just have to point out to Sprite-harvester, there was no message. MasterAardvark's videos never have a message - with the exception of 'Tapir'. IT tought me that Tapirs should be able to have the right to vo- OH LOOK, A PLATE.

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Recent Game Reviews

lint lint

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Hm, it was good enough to kill a few minutes, but it get's boring after a while. Sure it's fun, but what is there to keep me playing it? Usually games like this have a storyline or plot. All I saw is controls. And the clor scheme is just too... Well, monochromatic.

I'd give this a 4/10, but I have to admit that the concept of it is pretty decent, so I'll score you a 6/10 for trying. And I guess you had fun making it as well. Keep it up, and you'll eventually improve. Maybe in a few months time, I'll be seeing full-on frontpage games from you, so don't give up on it so soon!

Recent Audio Reviews

Murder Machine Murder Machine

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Lives up to it's name.

The name perfectly explains the track. After closing my eyes and repeating the words "murder machine" in my head, I nearly peed my pants. People that can accomplish this have some serious skill.

Around or before the 1min mark, you really took a traditional DnB beat and tossed it in right there and then without transition, but managed to fuse it in a way that you don't need a transition. And the slight gradient around the end waas also flawless.

I have to give it to ya, this track is one of NG's chunkiest and most "real" DnB track; one that could challenge the likes of Mr-Jazzman and Stogmaster.

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[SP] ~ Radeoaktiv Hardstyle [SP] ~ Radeoaktiv Hardstyle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lip-Lickin' Good

Wow... I'm amazed at this... You've managed to fuse a creepy synth with a pure hardstyle bass and other elements. You've succeeded amazingly. But 1:40 could be a little less strict on the short synth. Maybe a bit quiter or less shrill?

1/10 and 5/5. That shrill synth is the only thing putting this off. But it's nto too big to drop the score. Keep it up, mate!

-={DJ-PHX}=- HarderStyles -={DJ-PHX}=- HarderStyles

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Move outta the way, avid shuffler here

As a long-time shuffler (Melbourne Shuffle all the way, brah) I listen to hardstyle, rave and DnB a fair bit, and I have quite an ear for this kind of stuff. I must say, THIS SHIT BE KICKIN!

I love the bassline, the simple melody, the buildups, the 'DMPH DMPH DMPH' drumsbeats, the wind-ups and wind-downs, but I especially love the fusion of Scantraxx Roots-reminiscent "ding ding ding-ding ding' melody. The use of typical hardstyle elements was perfect too. But although you've put it together seamlessly, the bass could have more of a deep punch to it. The whining synth could also be more articulated. The vocal sample is pretty sweet too. Care to tell us where you got that from?

So in a nutshell, you've put this together neatly, but you're lacking something and not excelling on somewhere else. But keep it up and you'll be mixing up some beats to match those of Abject, Alpha Twins and Headhunterz!

unrealdark responds:

I'm still working on my Hardstyle mixing, and making. Though it's really hard. ^^
I'll be sure to create an really mind blowing kick + bass next time. ;) I am gratefull you noticed the scantraxx element on the melody, the tetris alike lead. :D Got the vocals from a sample pack, and some from my friend on msn.
Thanks for reviewing, and be watchfull for some new HS/HC tracks. ;)

*ps, might check my track "Tempo" as well a HS track.

Recent Art Reviews

The day no one died The day no one died

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


In regards to the-death1's review, I'd like to use this as an album cover for my indie band. I'll credit you, of course.

This is amazing. IT looks like you've taken a watercolor approach and that gives it a lonely depth to it, giving us the true feeling that Death is in fact bored due to low death rates. Why did Swine Flu have to be non-lethal!?

There could, however, be more distinct shading and have more established fold lines. Other than that, flawless!

Keep it up, and by all means don't stop what you're doing!

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LaserKarl responds:

Thanks for the review!

I dont think I would like this to be used for something I have nothing to do with though, its meant to be just an image. I'm very honored though!

I wont stop painting, promise!

Nice Fire Nice Fire

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Listen guys

He's not going to listen, nor are the staff. This guy is a bot controlled by NG, and this art piece was a test entry to the portal by the bot. Get over it, nobody's gonna hear you.

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